Wooooo,ironically using pink and a new font.
You guessed right.
It's February 14th,a day that people choose to enjoy not because it is a Friday,but because they celebrate a saint called Valentine (like the guy from The Mortal Instruments,if I am not mistaken).Now,don't get it wrong,I am kinda sure that nobody ever knew anything about this saint,but they choose to celebrate the dude because this day has been known as one when you cheerish and celebrate love ( am I right or am I right? ) which I genuinely find horrible,fake and just cheesy.Honestly.
This may just win the title of the most stupid holiday in the entire history of holidays,which is something since there are ones like Talk-like-a-pirate day,Batman day,Beerpong day and other such things.But,hey,I am a lot more into talking like a pirate than celebrating Valentine's Day,ayy,mate?
Now,you may say that this is just the lonely single person in me talking,but I have to tell you -it's my not so charming personality.I really don't think I should be sad because I am single more on this specifically day of the year since I honestly don't give a crap about it any other day.Ever.It's just really cool to have alone time,have your freedom,do whatever the fuck you want and buy your own chocolate(like a strong independent woman).
My plans for today?
But,hey,that's what I always do,so HI5!
I think that it is really stupid that people think this day is THE day to be in love and all that.Dude,get real.Please,get a brain.If you really love somebody and all that,why not show it any other day of the year? It's really wrong to think that you have to be nice and caring to your loved one(s) one day and then fuck off all the others.Being romantic isn't all about sending cheap flowers on Valentine's day.And let's get real,we all know wat 70% of the guys out there look for on this specific day.Cheap.
However,I am totally into sending your besties funny random V-day cards,especially if they are super nerdy ones,related to bands/singers/shows/books/etc. because they are cute and witty and sort of an inside joke.That's funny.
Wanna see my favourite one?
Now let's act like I didn't intend tosend this one to Tom Felton on Twitter.I totally did not.Okay,maybe just a little,you totally got me.But it's a free world,so who cares?
But,don''t get me wrong,if Logan Lerman sent me flowers/chocolate/books/a tweet on V-day,I would not judge him.I'm just saying.But I'm 101% into him any other day of the year as well,so it's no big deal.
Really,just look at his face :
That was my point.
And Facebook is just the worst during this day.It's either 1000000 couples posting cheap,cheesy stuff/pics,or lame,annoying single little shits that can't cope with being single.I mean,you''re single,you're cool,you're forever awsome and also all yours (plus you don't hate to share your chocolate).EMBRACE IT.
Back to the usual now.Despite finding this day stupid and cheesy,I really hope you enjoy it,whether you're single or in a relationship or,like me,metanlly dating a few celebrities.
Love always,
Me.
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